(game) i would but...

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you just make up an excuse you you could not do something
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person 1: turn down the tv
person 2: i would but i can not find the remote
walk the dog

beat yugi in a duel

I would but i can't swim so deep
Lose a wallet

i would but my memory is too good for that

go drive a monster truck in the american president house

i would but i dont wanna go to jail
kill a dragon

I would, but can not afford the proper equipment.
lick a stinky shoe

i would but that dosnt agree with my tounge

go to a dark hole

I would but my body would be scattered through out the galaxy.

Discover the cure for cancer

i would but i need the equipment for that

jump off a really tall building

i would but all the building in the town i live in is 1 story
dig to china

I would but I already have (enjoying the Egg Rolls now) :P
fly to another continent without an airplane or helicopter.

I would but it would cost too much money :P
swim with sharks.

I would but i don't like sea food
play with a zebra

i would but i only like spots

go and build a toillite

I would but i don't have to go right now.
Die!

i would but i love my life
become a ninja

dont feel like it
get bronchitis

i would but "aint nobdy got time 4 dat"
suck a hotdog

i would but it is a solid
do the disco

I would but I'm going the Harlem shake ATM
Go rob a bank with an apple as your weapon.

i would but i ate the apple
make a harlem shake vifeo

I would but I don't like dance videos
become a yugi-tuber

i would but what is a yugi=tuber
become the moon

i would but i dont like u
buy 1 yugioh card

I already did. It was super expensive.
Cross-dress in public

I would but I'm in the shower

Go live in a hole filled with peanut butter

I would but I'd rather eat it
make a deck without spell cards